FREE DRINKS all night to any person(s) who finds me tonight and says “Swordfish.”

Get there by 9:30 - you don’t want to miss my girl electro-pop dance duo, Suspicious Package (pictured), in our five-minute performance of glory at 9:50!
TONIGHT - 4/2/09
Royal Oak - 594 Union Ave (off N. 11th and Roebling)
Bartendress extraordinaire Alyssa serves it the fuck up, including a $5 recession special drink: The Suspicious Stimulus Package