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Flash rising. Pics by @heynathan.

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:46:00 -0500

Flash rising.

Pics by @heynathan.

Part 3 in the multi-part series of us posing with our security...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:07:10 -0500

Part 3 in the multi-part series of us posing with our security detail…

<3, E

Only but the second installment of a multi-part series of posing...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:48:02 -0500

Only but the second installment of a multi-part series of posing with our security detail!

We went HORSEBACK RIDING today! It was such a delight. We vainly...

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:37:07 -0500

We went HORSEBACK RIDING today! It was such a delight. We vainly took lots of pictures too.

So, what has Suspicious Package been doing on our private island...

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:06:35 -0500

So, what has Suspicious Package been doing on our private island these past few weeks? Kicking it with our favorite songwriter - The 21st Century! Here are some pictorial gems of this wild, red-headed gringo doing his thang here. We made some hot new tracks together.

Nota Bene - if you want to see more of The 21st Century (also known as… James), he has a fun band called MiniBoone!

IT’S GOIN DOWN !!!

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:26:04 -0500

IT’S

GOIN

DOWN

!!!

The JOURNEY BEGINS! For two months, ya girls decided to beat the...

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:01:32 -0500

The JOURNEY BEGINS!

For two months, ya girls decided to beat the NYC winter and go to a private island in the Caribbean (off the coast of Honduras) to develop new material. AND WE’RE FLYING OUT OUR PRODUCTION TEAM! 21st Century, Dr. Maloney & Bad Brilliance will be joining us on our retreat.

Yes, it’s glamorous and extravagant. But that’s how we do…

The Glamorous Life. For the Paper Magazine Nightlife Awards...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 10:00:00 -0500

The Glamorous Life.

For the Paper Magazine Nightlife Awards 2009, Bad Brilliance & our own Miss Park Avenue shook up the scene.

Suspicious Package video on cherielily's You Tube Channel!

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:34:00 -0500

Suspicious Package video on cherielily's You Tube Channel!:

Just FREESTYLE dancin’ amongst the girls… in the midst of one of the FIERCEST hip hop dance battles… that we really never had any business entering… but just gave it the good Suspicious Package “balls to the wall” GO FOR IT!

Mad respect to the real competitors though - thank you for humoring us! And thanks to producer (and childhood friend) Ant Boogie! Thanks to Cherie Lily for filming, giving a fabulous PERFORMANCE (as usual) and for the champagne back stage!! Thanks to Bad B for inviting us to perform during his set and getting our asses out to Look Who Came to Dance. And thank you FLASHPANTS for entering us in this dance competition!

<3,

Princess Emilia aka MISS PARK AVENUE

Photo

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:03:45 -0500

bigcrush: David Bowie’s response to his first piece of American...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:33:54 -0500

bigcrush:

David Bowie’s response to his first piece of American fan mail.

GOOSEBUMP CENTRAL!!! This video embodies so much about moments,...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:07:42 -0500

GOOSEBUMP CENTRAL!!! This video embodies so much about moments, performance, vulnerability, honesty, and that visceral “oh shit” reaction that Flashpants & I are always talking about trying to achieve.

Hola y buenos dias!!! This is it! Our very last Beach Party...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:34:45 -0500

Hola y buenos dias!!!

This is it! Our very last Beach Party Dance Workout! We will no longer have the beautiful Traif Bikes space after Thanksgiving… so this is your chance to bring it in your favorite beachwear! Come bask on the sun-drenched sandy shore of our imagination, while you work up a hot sweat and get spritzed off by the cabana boy.

ALL LEVELS, healthy hedonist workout.

Video projections and video-interactive choreography by Flashpants au lait.

Rum cocktails included!

$10 last class special. 99 South 6th St, between Berry and Bedford. 7-8:30PM. TONIGHT! (Thursday 11/19)

This is it.

If you can’t make it tonight…Mark your calendars for THIS Saturday 4-5:30PM.

Our very last….Pop Star Dance Workout! Bust ass like a celeb with music video projections and choreography by The Prince$$ Emilia.

This will SERIOUSLY be the LAST chance to Jazzercise-Your-A$$-Off with Suspicious Package… come break down your self-conscious barriers and dance it out, hard and silly. We mean it. Cocktails included. Same $10 price.

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Also tonight, Suspicious Package cameo appearance with Bad Brilliance!

@ Happy Ending, Broome and Forsythe. Show is at midnight tonight. http://www.facebook.com/ashlynn.manning?ref=name#/event.php?eid=190469153960&index=1

Come out to our show Sat...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Come out to our show Sat 12/12!

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=178372532417&ref=mf

WHO IS SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE? Check this promo video by Josef...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:56:08 -0500

WHO IS SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE? Check this promo video by Josef Kraska - the Pee Wee Herman-esque video art MASTERMIND.

WE ARE so in love with this - Josef is an angel!

FLASHPANTS’ BIRTHDAY WISH TO THE WORLD~ Get INTO it!!!...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:38:37 -0500

FLASHPANTS’ BIRTHDAY WISH TO THE WORLD~

Get INTO it!!! Sing, dance, throw paint, make love- Just do it loud!

Annie Lennox, at almost exactly twice my age, is living the dream I dream. What a bright star she is.

Can I please become hugely successful so I can devote my creative energy to humanitarian enterprises that actually generate millions of dollars for helping people live life happily?

My dear lover Jsun told me today that after we saw MJ’s THIS IS IT and I was all hyped up and skipping down the street in Chelsea, a row of girls said to him as he followed me “Is she with you?…. You’re lucky.”

While this makes me feel immensely special and noticed, I am saddened, too. The ability to SKIP and GALLOP and LEAP should be free to EVERYONE!!! For this, I must quest. To spread the freedom to rejoice and make waves! Get into it, people. We’re all in this together.

Here’s what Annie did with her resources:

After personally witnessing Nelson Mandela describe the African HIV pandemic as a genocide, with women and children becoming the frontline victims, Annie Lennox set out to try and do something about it.

The stigma of HIV is so high that people are afraid to talk openly about the issue, or disclose their status. South Africa has a tradition of activist songs and singing, as a way to create solidarity and communicate messages.

When people get together to sing, they become encouraged and inspired. In the words of Nelson Mandela: “Let us use the universal language of music, to sing out our message around the world.”

Beach Party Jazzercise 11/12 Canceled

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:57:27 -0500

Due to FLASHPANTS’ BIRTHDAY!!! Sorry, Beach bums, check out our Pop Star Dance Workout on Saturday at 4-5:30 instead! Or come next week for the jammin’ beach moves!

Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! And a very merry un-birthday to all of you, or happy birthday if it’s your birthday, too! Wow!

Flashpants Song-In-Focus du jour: If you’re like me, you never...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:34:21 -0500

Flashpants Song-In-Focus du jour:

If you’re like me, you never knew what this song was about. Please, read along…

Looking out
Across the night-time
The city winks a sleepless eye
Hear her voice
Shake my window
Sweet seducing sighs

Get me out
Into the night-time
Four walls won’t hold me tonight
If this town
Is just an apple
Then let me take a bite

Chorus
If they say -
Why, why, tell ‘em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
If they say -
Why, why, tell ‘em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way

Reaching out
To touch a stranger
Electric eyes are everywhere
See that girl
She knows I’m watching
She likes the way I stare

If they say -
Why, why, tell ‘em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
If they say -
Why, why, tell ‘em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
I like livin’ this way
I like lovin’ this way

(instrumental section)

Looking out
Across the morning
The city’s heart begins to beat
Reaching out
I touch her shoulder
I’m dreaming of the street

Chorus
If they say -
Why, why, tell ‘em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
If they say -
Why, why, tell ‘em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
I like livin’ this way

Written & Composed by Steve Porcaro & John Bettis

First off, I mention- MJ did not write this song at all, according to the credits here. Yet, he knew it inside and out, as we see in THIS IS IT, he did for every song he ever performed. Amen AMEN how he owned it, and felt it, the quintessential performer.

Lyrics: So simple in premise- he’s inside, feels the buzz of the city outside. Hears a girl. Goes out, sees a girl- is she a prostitute? Likely. Either way, he goes for it, it’s Human Nature.
But it’s so tender and plaintive, his reasoning to the night, his self reckoning. “Why…” And that’s the only part anyone ever remembers from the song- the gut reaction, the visceral emotion.
He questions, bargains with himself, his own morals or place in the world, even though he talks about “they say”; it’s clearly his own projection. Then there is forgiveness and acceptance- almost won.

And a note to MJ:

You were sent here to set us in motion. Never of this world, from the start you were of another composition, another breed. You came, you loved us, you shared your light. I pray we can harness the momentum and spread the love and spread the love and spread the love.

Yo bitches!We’re performing for FREE tonight AND world-premiering some…VIDEO...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:40:08 -0500

Yo bitches!
We’re performing for FREE tonight AND world-premiering some…VIDEO ACTION!

Wednesday - 11/4/2009 FREE! Doors 9PM
Live Performances by Nite Club, Anything Maria, Cherie Lily, & Suspicious Package (11:30pm)
@ Zebulon 258 Wythe Ave. Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Although all the acts will blow your mind into musical ecstasy, it’s not just our usual fantasia of a show…
This will mark the WORLD PREMIERE of a video clip by peewee herman-esque video MASTERMIND Josef Kraska and another debut by the HILARIOUS bizarro-king video producer OnlyOkayLooking Films.

We would LOVE to see you there.

Kisses, glitter & fabulosity,
~Prince$$ Emilia & Flashpants Au Lait

Come out on Wednesday - it will be great!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:15:00 -0500

Come out on Wednesday - it will be great!